I'm a Republican. I don't want to go to heaven and have to face my family up there and tell them I voted for a Democrat.

I don't go looking for somewhere to spend my money. You can step on a tube of toothpaste for a week, if you have to. I spend what I need to and give it away.

It has become cheaper to look for oil on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange than in the ground.

Given the current state of our finances, we could sure use a quarter of a trillion dollars a year recycling through the U.S. economy rather than through the economies of Iran, Russia, and Venezuela.

I don't believe in a price on carbon, because the government is going to control it and they're going to fail.

Never Googled myself. I use a computer for market quotes and news, but I've never Googled myself. But I have visited their headquarters.

A Fool with a Plan is better off than a Genius without a Plan!