I don't think there's anything worse than your parents being alive and telling you to go give them some money and just act like they're dead.

I used to sit in front of McDonald's and ask people for dollars to get me a cheeseburger. It was bad.

Anytime people read my tweets, they hear it in Auto-Tune.

I love vintage cars because you can do so much more to them.

People that watch Adult Swim don't watch the Oscars.

My dad always told me that the best way to get somebody to get at you is to talk bad about them to somebody else.

I'm still a person, a human being, no matter what religion I am.