Jackie?" "It wasn't your fault.

If someone had asked, How does this compare to kissing Kennedy? I would have answered, "Who?"

No offense to hot girls everywhere- but newsflash- there are hot girls everywhere.

And I’m okay, I really am, most of the time. But sometimes, I’m just not.

I've been known to slum it and shop in the gag-him-and-bag-him aisles, believe it or not.

Bonus: I now knew what Erin meant by lickable abs.

Now don't laugh 'cause I just might be...the soft curve in your hardline. (from the song "Hardliners" by Holcombe Waller)