I've been known to slum it and shop in the gag-him-and-bag-him aisles, believe it or not.

Woman, if i was straight, i would steal you from him so hard.

When you find yourself about to say something that crosses a line, something that could cause irreparable harm, sometimes the best you can do is just not say that thing.

Too much quiet left me depressed and consuming condiments for meals.

Testing her sexuality, she thinks she's caught a beautiful fish, when in reality, she's netted a shark.

Love is not the absence of logic but logic examined and recalculated heated and curved to fit inside the contours of the heart.

Jackie?" "It wasn't your fault.