She shuddered. “What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.

Ugh! Erin. You have a one-track mind." She smiled deviously. "I prefer to think of it as target-driven.

No offense to hot girls everywhere- but newsflash- there are hot girls everywhere.

Did that hurt? On your lip?" "Not too much. I said a few choice four-letter words, though.

I've changed since I've known you. Not because you made me into someone else - but because you showed me a path I'd never paid attention to, and I chose to follow it.

When you find yourself about to say something that crosses a line, something that could cause irreparable harm, sometimes the best you can do is just not say that thing.

I've been known to slum it and shop in the gag-him-and-bag-him aisles, believe it or not.