I wake up every morning and I wish I were dead, and so does Jim.

I'm in the hands of Jesus.

You don't have to be dowdy to be a Christian.

Honey, I am going to my grave with my eyelashes and my makeup on.

I wake up every morning and I wish I were dead, and so does Jim.

You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God.

I take Him shopping with me. I say, OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain.