Sometimes I wish I weren't famous.

I caught the preacher making love to Sister Mary Lou. God's gonna getcha for that.

The sad part about happy endings is there's nothing to write about.

I spent 15 minutes writing Stand By Your Man, and a lifetime defending it.

I always said that I'm not the best singer in the world, just the loudest.

Sometimes I wish I weren't famous.

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man.