I distrust any advice that contains the words 'ought' or 'should'.

If I say you're a goatherd's son, you say, 'Yes, Lord Ralon.'" Alanna gasped with fury. "I'd as soon kiss a pig! Is that what you've been doing-kissing pigs? Or being kissed?

And if wishes were pies, I`d weigh more than I do. Sir Myles of Barony Olau

I believe that we haven't begun to understand the many forces that bind the physical world, any more than we understand our own minds and what they're capable of.

I met the oddest little fellow today, Alan of Trebond.

Alanna: All I know is that I'm to jump when I'm told and I have no free time.

What's dry?' 'Good question. Next question!