This may be my only chance to see humans before these two are made into fertilizer for Moonwind's rosebushes.

I bet his mother was a wyvern. -Scamp

These mages," Kol asked, a wicked glint in his eye, "what kind of fees will they charge? Will I get a two-for-one discount, since they're twins?

Oh! I'm stupid as well as insane.

Well, laddie, if you've let an old buzzard like me hurt you confidence, you couldn't have had much in the first place.

When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often I can stop laughing before they edge away and talk about soothing drinks.

Thus went my first Court Day. I think i'm going to puke.