Haven’t you ever noticed that people who win say it’s because the gods know they are in the right, but if they lose, it wasn’t the gods who declared them wrong? Their opponent cheated, or their equipment was bad.

When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

free time is an illusion. It's what you get when you die and the gods reward you for a life spent working from dawn until midnight.

You'll see. I'm as good as any boy. I'm better. - Kel

What trouble have you brought to my doorstep, Beka" she asked. "I don't see where blaming me for things that began months ago will be useful," I replied.

I think it's fair rude to make him a tree and not know what kind he is.

A friend had commented once that Neal had a gift for making someone want to punch him just for saying hello.