Well, label me very impressed and ship me to Carthak!

Briar: "So I guess I was the last to know." Rosethorn: "Of course you are. You're a man, aren't you?

Alanna: All I know is that I'm to jump when I'm told and I have no free time.

You look as scary as a buttered muffin.

With each book, in each place, I have to keep an ongoing map as I write because otherwise I don't know where I am.

He was overconfident”, she told him. “And I won so the gods must have thought I was right. Otherwise they’d have made me lose. You know how trial by combat works.” “You won because you were good” he corrected her. “I find it hard to believe the gods sit forever about the Divine Realms betting on jousts and trials by combat.

Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.