A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will laugh and try to trip you again. - I'm not sure

You're an obnoxious canker-blossom. Go ooze somewhere else.

You mortals are like fish swimming in a globe of glass. That globe is your world. You do not see beyond it.

"I'm sorry," she said humbly. "I haven't wanted to lie to you." "I should hope so. You're the worst liar I've ever met." He thought about it for a moment, then added, " - or the best. Now I'm all confused.

I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin'," she told me. "Have you not bought anythin' the last few days? Prices have gone up. Pay or starve, it's all one to me.

Tortall and the Queens Riders!

You must tell Lady Alanna that sometime. I'd do it from a distance.