Matt would stare at Andrew for 10 minutes. It's depressing that people are different. Everyone should be one person, who should then kill itself in hand-to-hand combat.

I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her.

does a society exist where it's become acceptable to wear 'helmets' enclosing one's entire head when in public to preempt social interaction

It seems like most people will agree that they would like if they were treated by other people based on what they have concretely done in their life, not what other people have done, with their lives.

On average, since the urge to kill myself isn't so strong that I actually kill myself, the world is worth living in.

We have been sitting here all night bullshitting and we still don’t know what to do.

note the similarities with buddhism a buddhist who has achieved nirvana is not sad primarily because it does not know the concept of sad [...]