I think the perfection of love is that it's not perfect.
Sometimes the people you thought would be there forever somehow aren't.
It is possible for a woman to be a romantic, but also to be single and to be happy.
Anything that encourages people to pick up an instrument and play, I'm fully behind.
If there's a pregnancy rumor, people will find out it's not true when you wind up not being pregnant, like nine months from now, and if there's a house rumor, they'll find out it's not true when you are actively not ever spotted at that house.
It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes.