The one thing I think you must do is, as painful as it is as a parent, is listen.

I don't mean to be presumptuous that men don't feel this, I don't mean this, but I found that when my child was born, my first child, it felt like my heart broke.

I feel better. I feel hornier. I feel more womanly and more accomplished and prouder. [after having her daughter]

I live by a hill. I began walking it and then I began jogging it and then I began sprinting it.

It was just this interesting, my first, the first time you hear your child in any way criticize you. It's the worst review of your life and it's really relieving to find out that they don't know what they're saying.

At one point, I had 14 pairs of golf shoes.

I'm not quite ready for a no makeup movie.