If you're funny, you can find a stage to get on. If you're good, you'll start to get work and eventually get paid.

Comedy clubs are arguably one of the last bastions of uncensored, public free speech.

Louis CK went from a writer/comedian to winning Emmys for his own show because he works his ass off.

The blues is a hopeful music. It helps you process something rather than avoid it. It's like mourning, in essence.

Not that that's the goal, but sometimes these funny insights can also be deeply profound.

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.

You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.