Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration.

Chicken nuggets don't die any easier than baby fur seals.

I contribute to the dead of winter and the moans of silence, blood trails are music to my ears … I'm a gut pile addict … The pig didn't know I was there … it's my kick … I love shafting animals … it's rock 'n' roll power.

Whack 'em, stack 'em and pack 'em.

If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him.

The Second Amendment of our Bill of Rights is my Concealed Weapons Permit, period.

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.