At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.

If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.

What the hell is social justice? What sort of fool can imagine income equality as dictated by bureaucrats and government thugs? I dare anyone to attempt to explain those drug-inspired fantasies in meaningful terms.

Animals have rights, to be smothered with garlic and butter!

I heard guys say they got into rock and roll to pick up women. I didn't get into rock to pick up women, but I sure adapted.

If you want less of something, tax it. If you want more of something, don't tax it or reduce the tax burden.