I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.

There aren't really any actual misconceptions, just dumb people versus good, honest people.

I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.

There are some power-abusing, corrupt monsters in our federal government that despise me because I have the audacity to speak the truth.

The greatest philosopher of all time was Dirty Harry. And if you remember, Dirty Harry took the words right out of my mouth: "A good man needs to know his limitations."

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

I'm an extremist? I don't think so. I think people that call me an extremist are extremely brain dead and soulless.