How dare politicians continue to pass insane laws forcing good, law-abiding people to be defenseless and helpless.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic.

I stop and think what they call "punk rock" today...give me a break! Let me know when they can walk in the vapor trail of Little Richard, which was punk. You've got a gay black guy with a pompadour singing about tutti frutti with your white girl. Fuck you.

And let's all be honest here; more of us believe in the American hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio's thorough investigation into your phony birth certificate and phony history than the phony media's smoke and mirrors.

For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.

I am the Great White Buffalo and I play an American-made Gibson guitar that can blow your head clean off at 100 paces.