Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.

Jerry [Garcia] got high and Jerry's dead. I went hunting and I'm still Ted.

The hunting season is sacred. It's been sacred in my life since birth. I've never missed a hunting season in 64 years. It's my calling, it's what I am, it's how I was designed, it's what inspires, fascinates, satisfies, and drives my quality of life. And I know that it brings me such joy, and it does such a critical and essential performance for nature and for the environment, that I am dedicated and have been for over 40 years to promoting and celebrating that. I never defend it. I always promote and celebrate it.

There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.

Jesse Jackson and Al Not-So-Sharpton would be lisping their ebonic mumbo-jumbo that the policy and the president are racist and bigoted.

I dont partake in assembly-line convenience. I dont say that killing things is bad while I hire people to kill things for me.

What the hell is social justice? What sort of fool can imagine income equality as dictated by bureaucrats and government thugs? I dare anyone to attempt to explain those drug-inspired fantasies in meaningful terms.