There was a time when man stood strong, right was right and wrong was wrong.
If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.
If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.
I don't wanna be a rock star. I don't believe in rock stars. If you really examine what goes with being a rock star, I've avoided that really well.
I know we just met today, but I gotta see you tomorrow. I know this is our first date, I don't expect you to swallow.
Nobody is going to invest a fortune into good orchard land, all the farming equipment necessary, the fertilizer, the seedlings, the nonstop Herculean work effort needed to grow apples, then bring them to the fruit stand for people to take home for free.