My idea of fast food is a mallard.

I make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand.

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

Those that are goofy enough to believe the outrageous lies and hate spewed about me in the mind-numb media are inconsequential and pathetic. Those that know me are certain of my goodness and connect with me deeply.

God knows America would be the greatest again if she operated like the Nugent family. No takers, no whiners, no gangsters, no dopers, no drunks, no criminals, no bloodsuckers, no excuse makers, no crybabies, no punks, no Obama supporters.

Hunting is the last perfect thing.

[Donald] Trump November 2016 could truly be the long-awaited wake-up call America desperately needs.