Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.

Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.

Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared.

I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a parody.

Do our government's poorly paid contract killers deserve our 'support' for blindly following orders?

Saddam Hussein, influenced by fascism, ordered the deaths of tens of thousands of people, fought two disastrous wars, turned his nation into an international pariah and ruined his country’s economy. In other words, his record is identical to George W. Bush’s.

Americans are not terribly intelligent people. They need to read important things several times.