Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.

Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.

Do our government's poorly paid contract killers deserve our 'support' for blindly following orders?

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.

Here in the US, we've built this insane infrastructure of oppression. When it's not run by a Barack Obama - who, by the way, I don't think is a perfect president - but by someone who is off-kilter, like a Carly Fiorina, that could be dangerous.

On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.

Close friends love you for who you are; not what they want you to be.