Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.

I would like to fire every cop in America and start from scratch. We don't need as many of them, and the whole model of policing is completely off the rails. For the most part, the police are engaged in very little protection of the public. That's probably 5 percent of what they do. The rest of it is writing tickets.

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s.

Here in the US, we've built this insane infrastructure of oppression. When it's not run by a Barack Obama - who, by the way, I don't think is a perfect president - but by someone who is off-kilter, like a Carly Fiorina, that could be dangerous.

It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.

Most people don't know how to tell stories.

I'm a better polemicist in prose.