Life is incredibly short, yet we're always told that change takes time. For a race of mortals, dicking around just isn't acceptable.

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s.

Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared.

Here in the US, we've built this insane infrastructure of oppression. When it's not run by a Barack Obama - who, by the way, I don't think is a perfect president - but by someone who is off-kilter, like a Carly Fiorina, that could be dangerous.

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.

I'm a better polemicist in prose.

When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information.