I thought, between sports and news and television and friendship, that you could end the Cold War and, by God, we did.

There's nothing wrong with being fired.

Many times through the ages, like as not the chance appears, but because of indecision, man's fond hopes are drowned in tears.

The Iranians don't intimidate! They're like the Vietnamese and the Iraqis. You want to start a war with them? They'll still be fighting in fifty years!

Christians are losers.

Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even die of prostate cancer before we even get a chance to try him, dammit!

We have to do more than keep media giants from growing larger; they're already too big. We need a new set of rules that will break these huge companies to pieces.