The U.N. had such lofty goals to eliminate poverty and stop war and cure diseases and help refugees - things that no one country could do.

The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that.

I like Obama. I don't know who could do a better job. He's got an incredibly tough situation, and a good heart and mind. I'd like to see him rally support a little better.

Just because your ratings are bigger doesn't mean you're better.

If there is a God, he is not doing a good job of protecting the earth. He's kind of checked out.

I think we've already voted at the U.N., in the Security Council, to get rid of nuclear weapons. Let's get rid of them. Let's get rid of ours and then Iran will stop, I believe. And so everybody else will, because if everybody doesn't have them, then we're safe, at least safe from a nuclear attack.

When our time's up, it's up. All the money in the world won't buy you one more day.