If I only had a little humility, I would be perfect.

I just love it when people say I can't do something. There's nothing that makes me feel better, because all my life people have said I wasn't going to make it.

Be sure to set your goals so high that you can't possibly accomplish them in one lifetime. That way you'll always have something ahead of you. I made the mistake of setting my goals too low, and now I'm having a hard time coming up with new ones.

Many times through the ages, like as not the chance appears, but because of indecision, man's fond hopes are drowned in tears.

Even if we didn't have greenhouse gases, were going to have to move away from fossil fuels, as we're going to run out. They're finite, whereas solar and wind are infinite.

I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up.

It's been a long time since anybody caught me saying something stupid.