Once you decide to do something, and you're pretty sure you're right, then you gotta go ahead and do it. Because if you piddle around, somebody else will beat you to it.

I'd rather be smart and poor than rich and dumb.

Men should be disqualified for public office. Women should run the planet. They're better than us.

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.

The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that.

I see what keeps people young: work!

The Iranians don't intimidate! They're like the Vietnamese and the Iraqis. You want to start a war with them? They'll still be fighting in fifty years!