If people get all the sex they can handle, they're so happy and content they just sit around and smile. I mean, you never feel aggressive just after you've gotten laid, right? Lots of sex for everybody, that's a solution to the world's problems.

I was cable when cable wasn't cool.

If there is a God, he is not doing a good job of protecting the earth. He's kind of checked out.

You should set goals beyond your reach so you always have something to live for.

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.

I didn't care what, how much adversity life threw at me. I intended to get to the top.

Life is like a B-movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it, but you don't want to see it again.