It's been a long time since anybody caught me saying something stupid.
I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is.
There's a fine line between being colorful and being an asshole, and I hope I'm still just colorful.
Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.
Sports is like a war without the killing.
There are too many people, that's why we have global warming. We have global warming because too many people are using too much stuff.