Even if we didn't have greenhouse gases, were going to have to move away from fossil fuels, as we're going to run out. They're finite, whereas solar and wind are infinite.

You can never quit. Winners never quit, and quitters never win.

Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.

Christians are losers.

Just because your ratings are bigger doesn't mean you're better.

To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless.

Where's the upside in opening your mouth?