Christianity is a religion for losers.

There are too many people, that's why we have global warming. We have global warming because too many people are using too much stuff.

Over-population is the 'cause of drive-by shootings' and other social ills, but the root of the problem is Christianity, which posits that people are more important than sea otters and elephants.

To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless.

The Palestinians are fighting with human suicide bombers, that's all they have. The Israelis... they've got one of the most powerful military machines in the world. The Palestinians have nothing. So who are the terrorists? I would make a case that both sides are involved in terrorism.

If the perpetrators of the World Trade Center plane crashes had a nuclear weapon, there's no doubt in my mind but that they would've detonated it in New York.

I thought, between sports and news and television and friendship, that you could end the Cold War and, by God, we did.