Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.
It's been a long time since anybody caught me saying something stupid.
If there is a God, he is not doing a good job of protecting the earth. He's kind of checked out.
I think Captain Cousteau might be the father of the environmental movement.
It was okay for people to write negative things about me just as long as they spelled my name right.
I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: 'I have nothing more to say'.