They invented the All-Star game for Willie Mays.
If I could run like Mantle I'd hit .400 every year!
I object to fishing tournaments less for what they do to fish than what they do to fishermen.
All managers are losers, they are the most expendable pieces of furniture on the face of the Earth.
God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own.
All I want out of life is that when I walk down the street, folks will say, "There goes the greatest hitter who ever lived."