The Cleveland Cavaliers just offered me a full-time job and a house! A house! A house!
I've found that you don't need to wear a necktie if you can hit.
There goes the greatest hitter who ever lived
If you don't think too good, don't think too much.
If you get fooled by a pitch with less than two strikes, take it.
They invented the All-Star game for Willie Mays.