You have to hit the fastball to play in the big leagues.
If there was ever a man born to be a hitter it was me.
Think. Don't just swing. Think about the pitcher, what he threw you last time up, his best pitch, who's up next. Think.
The Cleveland Cavaliers just offered me a full-time job and a house! A house! A house!
If you get fooled by a pitch with less than two strikes, take it.
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.