The Cleveland Cavaliers just offered me a full-time job and a house! A house! A house!

I object to fishing tournaments less for what they do to fish than what they do to fishermen.

A man has to have goals - for a day, for a lifetime.

All the bullets and all the bombs that explode all over the world won't leave the impact, when all is said and done, of a dollar bill dropped in the Jimmy Fund pot by a warm heart and a willing hand. You should be proud and happy to know that your contribution will someday help some kid to a better life.

All managers are losers, they are the most expendable pieces of furniture on the face of the Earth.

A man has to have goals - for a day, for a lifetime - and that was mine, to have people say, 'There goes Ted Williams, the greatest hitter who ever lived.'

I don't want to take anything away from Roger Maris and Mickey Mantle. They're both great hitters, but they're batting against guys they never would have seen in previous years.