All I want out of life is that when I walk down the street, folks will say, "There goes the greatest hitter who ever lived."
The Cleveland Cavaliers just offered me a full-time job and a house! A house! A house!
If you don't think too good, don't think too much.
By the time you know what to do, you're too old to do it.
Baseball is 50% from the neck up
If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400.