Everyone says he's sincere, but everyone isn't sincere. If everyone was sincere who says he's sincere there wouldn't be half so many insincere ones in the world and there would be lots, lots, lots more really sincere ones!

And funerals are pretty compared to deaths.

Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead.

Life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quickly you hardly catch it going.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

-You're simple, straightforward and honest, a little bit on the primitive side, I should think. To interest you a woman would have to... -To lay her cards out on the table.

I know I fib a good deal. After all, a woman's charm is fifty per cent illusion, but when a thing is important I tell the truth. - Blanche Scene II