Luck is believing you're lucky.

Hysteria is a natural phenomenon, the common denominator of the female nature. It's the female weapon and the test of a man is his ability to cope with it.

And funerals are pretty compared to deaths.

America has only three cities: New York, San Francisco, and New Orleans. Everywhere else is Cleveland.

If you can't be yourself, what's the point of being anyone else?

I believe the way to write a good play is to convince yourself it is easy to do, then go ahead and do it with ease.

The human animal is a beast that dies but the fact that he’s dying don’t give him pity for others.