A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.

attempting to find in motion what was lost in space.

I gave up visiting my psychoanalyst because he was meddling too much in my private life.

Oh, I haven't reached any peak. I hit the bottom in the '60s. When a certain actress undertook the leading role in a recent play of mine, she referred to me as "that old derelict." Not to my face, but behind my back.

But I think the spirit of man is a good adversary

They chatter together like birds on Cypress Hill, but all they say is 'Live, live, live, live, live!' It's all they've learned, it's the only advice they can give.

Why is it so damn hard for people to talk?