Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything.

Before, you were only a dream. Now you're a dream come true

A true friend never asks you to feed their imaginary fish. Or fertilize their imaginary crops.

there are elements of truth in all great fiction

His lips nuzzled her ear. “Whether you go or stay, I will love you until I die,” he whispered.

Love does nothing but make you weak! It turns you into an object of pity and derision-a mewling pathetic creature no more fit to live than a worm squirming on the pavement after a hard summer rain.

He buried his hands in the rich velvet of her hair. “I thought I’d die for wanting you.