So many problems are solved simply by knowing enough verbs.

I believe God put that itchy spot on our backs just exactly where we can't reach it in order to encourage us be nice to each other.

Writers say many true things about their own experiences with publicity and promotion.

That's the great thing about doing good: Anyone can do it, any time, no waiting periods or batteries required.

There's a rule for what makes good fantasy work, and it's as strange as any riddle ever posed in a fairy tale: In fantasy, you can do anything; and therefore, the one thing you must not do is 'just anything.' Why? Because in a story where anything can happen and anything can be true, nothing matters. You have no reason to care what happens. It's all arbitrary, and arbitrary isn't interesting.

Didn't need the user icon to know you're white and male.

Plot is a literary convention. Story is a force of nature.