I just wanted to be a scientist

I'm damn near 37 years old, and I'm jumping up and down on the bed like my 10-year-old. I was a wild man

If evolution works, why are monkeys still around?

So I show appreciation for the little gifts that have been handed to me.

There's also a part of me that's self-destructive, and another part that's a hero who's going to stand up for a principle.

I don't believe in premarital sex. It enabled me to date three or four women at the same time, because as long as I wasn't having sex with them, I could always just walk away.

My father always said that if you want oranges, you have to go to where the oranges grow.