The purpose of my life is being a father to my kids and being a husband to my wife.

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to season it with some humor.

Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean.

Every little job becomes a dream, and you don't recall it anymore, and maybe you might have a deja vu moment, but it's like something you dreamed earlier

As a child our dreams got scattered all about and all our future prospects got scattered to so many places, and we spend our lives trying to find the little pieces that make up our lives and make up the dreams that we had as a child that got blown away in the windstorm

I've always had a natural fear of the police, or abuse of their power

There's no excuse to hit a woman... Ever. Not even in a movie role, because you might really like it. And then what?