I want to help people, give hope to all. Humor is the foundation of our lives.

Bottom line is, if you turn the ball over to a team that isn't as good, you then have brought them up to your level.

I want to help people, give hope to all. Humor is the foundation of our lives.

No one will ever win four [Super Bowls] in six years again. It won't happen. You can chisel that sucker in stone.

The fear for a network is the viewer gets tired of you. Not that you lost any credibility, but they get tired of you.

I just like to catch fish, I don't care if it weighs half a pound or 10 pounds. But I can't do a lot of casting. I can work a jig or a worm. But not for long, especially if the big ones are biting. Those big bass will make it hurt after a while.

If I'm not the sexiest man alive, explain why so many women married me.