You get better at working by working. And if you don't work, you're not getting better.

SportsCenter? You watch it and I didn't miss one thing. Chris Berman, they give you the whole rundown. I'm like wow. And I go in there and I walk in the next day, I know everything. They'll be like, "Oh did you see that?" I'd be like "Yeah I did," but it didn't take five hours.

I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because I'm funny and scary at the same time.

My mantra is "I don't want to let anybody down." Maybe that's not the right attitude, because you can't please everybody. But I'm giving it everything I've got.

A football team is like a society, straight up. There are rapists, but there are creatures and there are film guys.

The thing that you think is imperfect about you, is the thing that makes you who you are. It separates you from everybody else.

The Muppets are no joke. They are for real. Each one has an agent and manager and all that stuff. I'm not even kidding.