I like doing the readings and the autographing, but the interviewing gets a little tedious because you get asked the same questions every day and sometimes three or four times a day.

It should be obvious that I wasn't no honor roll student in high school. My favorite class was boys.

If you jump to conclusions, you make terrible landings.

I'm the only one who can stop me.. I'm the one who's been sitting at the stoplight all these years, waiting for the light to turn green.

We never thought some guy would deliberately fill our hearts with brown sugar and then pour hot water all over it.

People like to run their mouths.

Too many of us are hung up on what we don't have, can't have, or won't ever have. We spend too much energy being down, when we could use that same energy – if not less of it – doing, or at least trying to do, some of the things we really want to do.